I was going to say that we're in a new month so we get new lists, but are we really in a new month? Is the first week of April not just an extended remix of March? Shout out to everyone who (like me) falls into the annual trap of thinking that after March 31, we'll be able to put our boots away. Cruelest month, check.
On the bright side, there are a boatload of lists. So, let's get to them!